Cruddle

The puddle of ass sweat left on a seating surface after an intense workout, spicy food, or when the climate is too humid.

OMG - On my way home from the gym, I stopped at the pharmacy to pick up a prescription. I took a seat while on line, and when I got up, I had left a huge cruddle. I didn't know it was there, but some big heffa got all up in my grill, and shouted "What's That??" I was like "it's a cruddle, Heffa".

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Cruddles

(Noun.) (Plural.) Two or more cruel people cuddling.

Her: I saw Ms.Parks on Mr.Stanley's lap today in the teacher room this morning. Makes sense they be together, they're both cruel.
Him: Morning cruddles? Eww.