crystal castle

A motel (typically with 40 or fewer rooms and a lobby that is separated from the units) where crystal methamphetamine is readily available for use or sale.

Person 1: "Wanna get tweaked?"
Person 2: "Sure, let's go to that gross hotel where my dealer lives!"
Person 1: "Oh you mean the Crystal Castle?! Let's do it!"

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Crystal Castles

An electronic duo from Toronto, Ontario. Like many indie bands, the main appeal is that no one has heard of them. What Crystal Castles has over them, however, is that they are so shitty they will never become popular. They are a hipster's wetdream.

A band with a singer that can't sing deserves no respect.

Crystal Castles: One of the main reasons the world hates hipsters.

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