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The female equivalent of nut huggers.
Very tight pants.
A: "Did you see Molly's clam cuddlers today?"
B: "Yeah, I'm surprised they didn't tear when she sat down!"
A scrub that wants to cuddle&or romanticizes road kill.
I watched a baby duckling get stamped to the road by a bus. I could only think: "I wanted to cuddle that smudge at one point." for that moment. I knew then, that I am a smudge cuddler.
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One who cuddles with intent.
Generally to escalate to penetration, but always to grind one's genitals against another person; regardless of their state of consciousness
It started out as passing out on the couch together but turned into one sided dry humping , then wild monkey sex because jason was an aggressive active cuddler and carolyn was easily aroused.
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Someone who is an amazing cuddler. They want you in your arms and pull you closer to them, even when you are both sleeping
Zanto is such an agressive cuddler. I love it
It's when a sexual intercourse is performed on a beach and the penis falls out and some of the sand sticks onto it but instead of wiping it off, the penis gets inserted back into the vagina/anus.
Billy - "Sandy just got some sand in her vagina when I did a chicken cuddler."
Bob - "That's just gross bro. Did it hurt?"
Billy - "It bled a little, no big deal."
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someone who cuddles another persons freshly ejaculated semen
"boy, julie-anne sure is a cum cuddler"
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Annoying self righteous person who loves to tell others how they should live. Essentially a tree hugger, only fatter, smellier, and dumber.
The shrub cuddlers are protesting again. I can smell them from here
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