Cum on me titties

A large pair of boobs with enough top cleavage for a man to ejaculate on while the girl is sitting up straight without supporting or caressing them.

Dude, did you see the new girl? She’s got a great pair of cum on me titties.

Oh yeah, those tits are just begging to covered in cum.

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cum in me my nigga

When you get anal by your black friend and its so good the dreaded n word slips out.

"Oh white boy, I'm bout to nut."
"Nut a fat warm black load in my prolapsing anus."
"IM BOUT TO NUUT!"
"CUM IN ME MY NIGGA!"
"What did you just say white boy?"
(For the next 7 hours you get violently raped by a angry 6'6 black man with a 9 inch girthy penis)

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Yum Cum give me some

A women or man who lives for sperm and usually gets knocked up twice a year but aborts it

Jack- Do you want to have sex?
Danielle singing- “Yum Cum give me some”

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Cum High Five Me

When you and your partner are bumping uglies and the dude cums in his hand then share a celebratory high five making the cum fly like cum-fetti.

Hey, that was amazing. Cum high five me.

Cum all over me

Cum all over me is what a female says to make the male cum all over her

Oh yes daddy cum all over me you fat wet sloppy shit. Oh yes harder you dirty boy ooooooh I’m gonna cum push it in more!!

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You Scared The Cum out of Me

When you get Super Duper Ultra Scared

Guy 1: *Shows Super Duper Ultra Scary Pic*
Guy 2: AHHHHH
Guy 1: what?
Guy 2: bro You Scared The Cum out of Me

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Hola, cum all over me lamas?

Also hola, como te llamas

American (White, super hot fine, SOAKING wet): Hola, cum all over me lamas?
Mexican (Guy): hola, sì.

Then he proceeds to bang the shit out of her.

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