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A mixture between Cunt & Cuck being put together.
Which means the person is an utter fuck
U are a fucking cunck for shooting my tires out
A cunck is a low-tier occult fraud, a dime-a-dozen esoteric grifter who talks a big game but delivers nothing except paywalls and ego-stroking. They are not yet fully evolved into an Adeptus Cunckus, but they’re on the path—learning the ways of monetized mysticism, name-dropping, and ghosting customers while still believing they’re a genuine spiritual authority.
A cunck is defined by:
Overusing words like “initiate” and “lineage” to sound important.
Selling PDFs that are mostly copy-paste jobs.
Desperately trying to get name-dropped by bigger occultists.
Defending the grift economy of the esoteric world while pretending to be against it.
Ghosting followers while spamming political cope-posts on Facebook.
Hoards divination decks and grimoires but does more talking than practicing.
Hasn’t yet reached “self-initiated PayPal adept” status, but it’s the goal.
A cunck is a wannabe mystic-for-hire, still cutting their teeth on overpriced workshops and vaguely worded social media posts. They have yet to ascend to Adeptus Cunckus, but they are watching closely, learning the ways of spiritual capitalism.
They are not yet masters of the grift. But they are apprentices in the temple of bullshit.
"He hasn’t reached full Adeptus Cunckus yet, but he’s already charging $300 for a ‘custom sigil service.’ Classic cunck behavior."
"A cunck doesn’t actually do magic—they just talk about how magic should be kept out of the hands of the ‘uninitiated’ while selling $99 PDFs."
"I knew he was a cunck the moment he started posting about his 'exclusive private course' while ranting about ‘fascist infiltration’ in the occult community."
"He used to be a serious magician, but now he’s just a cunck—hawking overpriced PDFs while ranting about neoliberal think tank talking points."
"A true cunck will overcharge for an occult course, claim they’re ‘too busy’ to help students, then vanish into the void while obsessively cataloging their tarot deck collection."
"Some say magic is about power. A cunck says magic is about social media engagement, think piece subscriptions, and a $99 entry fee."
A basic white girl, usually has a lot of daddy’s money and drives a new jeep (that will probably be crashed within the month)
This cuncks skin is practically orange
To be cuncked is to fall victim to a self-important occult grifter, to be scammed, ghosted, or otherwise spiritually shortchanged by someone who talks a big game but delivers nothing. It’s the realization that the ‘mystic authority’ you admired was just another PayPal wizard, cashing in on esoteric clout while ignoring their students, dodging accountability, and spiraling into political cope-posting.
A person is cuncked when:
They pay a premium for a course, mentorship, or initiation… only to be left on read.
They get hyped up on promises of “secret teachings”… but all they receive is a PDF that’s mostly rebranded Wikipedia.
They try to ask questions about the material, but the “teacher” is too busy debating neoliberal talking points on Facebook.
They realize that this isn’t an esoteric master at all—it’s just a middle-aged doomer hoarding tarot decks and whining about democracy.
They put their faith in the wrong person and end up poorer, disillusioned, and PayPal-pilled.
Once you’ve been cuncked, there’s no going back. You either wake up and walk away, or you cope, double down, and defend the grift. Many don’t survive the second cuncking.
"I thought I was signing up for an advanced course, but it turned out to be a pay-to-play scam with zero engagement. I got cuncked."
"Bro, he charged me $900 for an ‘esoteric training’ that was literally just a livestream of him monologuing. That’s a hard cuncking."
"I realized I’d been cuncked when my so-called mentor started posting tarot readings about election results instead of answering my questions."
"You can tell someone’s been cuncked when they start making excuses for their guru’s grift instead of admitting they got scammed."