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Curling: the favorite past-time of a northern minnesotan/canadian physics professor's housewife.
push...sweep, sweep, sweep. Watch physics in action.
Let's go curling, I feel like sweeping the ice.
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Unlike what the other asshole said,a curling game consists of two four player teams, and the object is to have your rock the closest to the pin after sliding it from one end of the ice to the other, the skip tells the sweepers to sweep or not to sweep, and sweeping drags the rock further, and holds line. Curling is a game of skill, and accuracy and most games are won by centimetres. And by the way, The united states have a mens team, a womens, team, a junior mens team, and a junior womens team, You ignorant fuckhead, to think that someone can actually criticise a sport that they know absolutely nothing about, bravo dickhead you just embarrassed your country by being such a fuckoff.
Wow this guy is a real ignorant fuckhead! He cant even give a proper definition for curling!
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When a person's personality is so dead (uninteresting, boring) that you would rather watch curling (the "sport").
"I stopped talking to Alex because he was so curling."
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1. Someone who is thoroughly convinced that he/she is a man (or pirate) or possesses male-like qualities, often to his/her mockery.
2. Someone who insults women on a daily basis.
3. "A fucking stud, usually brown haired and brown eyed. Wears argyle sweaters and never does anything wrong."
4. ^ A liar
"My testosterone levels are so high. I LOVE POWER TOOLS. I'M A PIRATE."
"Don't fool yourself, you're no Curl!"
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whoa, that fight was like MOTHER FUCKING curling.
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Like lawn bowling, except colder, lamer, more boring, and about 2000 dollars more expensive
I told my girlfriend that i liked curling, and that is why she left me
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In a pompous manner, either refuting what many think is common knowledge or stating an obscure fact that no one else would know to prove your point.
When someone says the Emancipation Proclomation freed the slaves, you respond with The Emancipation Proclomation did not free the slaves, the Union Army did. How does a peice of paper free anybody? (said pompously)
You have now curled this person.
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