curtains

you care about someone who is depressed. like you see all this beauty in them but they chase you away for suggesting positivity.

they live out a persona online they wish they could be in real life. but depression is a thing. they need help.

good morning, lovely. may i open the curtains. lets grab a ball and go outside maybe?

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curtains

A piece of dangly fabricy things to be hanged over windows, invented by women so that men wouldn't walk naked in front of windows.

"Honey, does the glass make my dick look big?"

"That's it, I'm getting curtains".

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curtains

Eyebrows. It has been recognized that often a person's pubic hair is the same colour as his or her eyebrows.

Hola baby, does the rug match the curtains?

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curtains

Finishing move whereby, upon completion of anal intercourse, the male removes his member from the female's anal cavity and then promptly wipes it clean on the curtains, or drapes, as a semi-permanent reminder of the event. Works well as a follow up to a donkey punch, and can be combined with other moves. Can ruin a relationship, not to mention some perfectly nice curtains.

Dude, the break up sex with Jessica was glorious. I pulled off a donkey punch-houdini to curtains on her. Let her explain that to her mom.

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Curtains

A slang term for the female labia majora

Oh, my curtains are dead itchy today

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Curtain

When someone is being an absolute dick. Usually a mess about insult but can be taken seriously .

Person 1: oi you stop being a fuckin curtain

Person 2: sorry

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Curtain

N. skirt

Adj. the description of gettin into said skirt.

Adj. a way of life by frequently getting into said skirt.

K: Meff man u open them curtains yet?!?!?!?!?!

Meff: Not yet! I think they are titanium lined!!!!

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