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A black person in New Jersey. On Police Reports in NJ, people are referred to by race codes, 01 for white, 02 for black and 05 for Hispanic. In baseball, when a catcher wants a pitcher to throw a curveball, he puts down 2 fingers, thus a black person is a "curveball".
1st cop: "Anything going on?"
2nd cop: "There was a robbery at a bodega this morning. Three guys with guns."
1st Cop: "Curveballs?"
2nd cop: "What else?"
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The act of farting in your hand and then wafting it to another.
"Oh dude, I can't believe you just curveballed my teacher!"
"Nice curveball."
"You just curveballed me."
"Curveball!"
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Having a bowel movement. (Number 2 is the designation for having to take a bowel movement, and it is generally the catcher's sign for a curveball to be thrown.
Dude, I just dropped the craziest curveball.
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Diego: Hey Pete! You have saggier tits than your momma!
Chacho: Ooooh! The Curveball the curveball!
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A Texas Curveball is an uncircumcised dick with foreskin all the way up to the urethra, with a large round head and a thin crooked shaft. So-named due to the penile deformity resembling the curveball arm configuration of MLB pitcher Clayton Kershaw, a Texas native.
“I dated a guy in Houston who showed me his Texas Curveball”
A lesbian who heads out to pick up a one night stand and gets it home and finds it to be a male
Gee last night wasn't exiting that what a lesbian curveball he looked just like one of us
I Couldn't fuck cause of my Danish Curveball.
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