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The act of cleaning one's own mess (especially concerning personal hygiene) made in a public place, such as cleaning your hair out of the community shower or wiping "sprinkle" off the toilet seat, simply out of courtesy for the rest of the general public who have to use the utility after you.
Sharon always courtesy custodians her toothpaste out of the sink when she's living in the dorms.
I went to use the bathroom the other day to find a pube on the seat; people really need to learn how to courtesy custodian.
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some body who cleans up cum for a living
my mom is a cum custodian because she washes my sheets
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One who sees life through a lens of universal loving kindness....and whose work is to make this love visible.
As she approached life through a lens of universal loving kindness, he truly saw her as a cosmic custodian...
Servicemen in the military that don't do anything productive except clean and do landscaping work while they wait to be trained. Duties include raking lines in sand, police calls in parking lots, and other useless chores for the military.
Private 1: I signed up to shoot shit. Why the hell am I raking sand?
Private 2: Get used to it, kid. You're a combat custodian now. Attack the ground aggressively!!!
When you give a blumpkin but clean up the shit with a rim job before they can wipe.
Friend: why your girl look like she just face smashed a fudgesicle?
Me confused: cause I tried to wipe after a blumpkin and she won the race with a rimjob, cleaned it up like a custodian.
A female canine that looks like a cassowary.
A Custodian should only mate with the male equivalent know as a Quidlith
When u get a female so wet you might just need a custodian to follow her around with a mop so no one slips and falls.
Why is that custodian following ur girl with a mop, don't tell me u gave her the ol' custodian cooter?