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Having a good night out and waking up with a hangover. Phrase coined by Matt Helders and Alex Turner of the Arctic Monkeys.
"What happened last night?"
"Think we cut the bats hair a bit short last night"
A special haircut is when you shave your pubic hair.
Hey dude why are you so late?
Sorry, i was giving myself a special hair cut.
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A hair cut that is so bad it looks like you got it on the NHS
That bloke has a serious prescription hair cut
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It is what happens when a jealous philippina woman, usually a hooker or girlfriend, finds out you have been screwing around with other women, (called being a butterfly). She cuts off you cock and balls with a staight razor while your very drunk and sleeping, and then tries to feed them to you.
When Hot Cherrie found out that her sailor-boy Johnny was butterflying with the other bar girls, she got him really wasted on Mojo and gave him a filippino hair cut after he passed out last night. Ouch!
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KSI’S Bald Head, He fucks Simon as a baldie, his hair he has now is fake and a wig, under his hair now is baldness, Ksi is a hard working bald bloke.
Simon: what is sexy?
Vikkstar123: Shit hair cut
WAIT KSIS SHIT HAIR CUT
A type of hair cut a guy named Gustavo would have
"Hey did you see that Gustavo has the Pixie hair cut
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When you wake up after a long night of drunken sleep and find you have awful case of bed head. Business upfront exit wound in the back.
Man that bum has a sweet JFK hair cut
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