Ass Cut

A well below average cut of meat usually purchased on discount. The eater typically feels they are eating 'steak', but only by the loosest standards because it originated from the absolute worst portions of the cow.

The steak equivalent of a hot dog.

A: I'm eating good tonight. I'm having steak!

B: No you aren't Farley, that is totally the ass cut

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fresh cut ass

Wordplay on fresh cut grass, it is when someone rips ass, but it smells oddly pleasant.

Dale just farted, that’s some fresh cut ass.

Looks like Ava ripped fresh cut ass.

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Cutting that ass

A description of something that is really bothersome.

John: Let’s go outdoors and finish up that project we started yesterday.
Frank: Naw man, that cold wind is ‘cutting that ass’ and I don’t have a coat!