cut the grass

What your dad was always yelling at you to do growing up, whatever it means.

I thought I told you to cut the fucking grass!

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cut the grass

An expression used to describe an event that made a large negative impact, with other smaller events often leading up to it.

When she told me I had to wear a woolly hat during sex, it really cut the grass and I told her to fuck off.

They put me on hold for 45 minutes only to tell me I had to contact a different department. That just cut the grass and I decided to change suppliers.

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cut the grass

To take a shortcut, particularly by walking across an indefinite path.

We won't be late for Alpha Dog if we cut the grass!

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cutting someone's grass

When someone attempts to pick up your woman.

"Am I cutting your grass here mate?
"Nah, all's good, we jus' friends."

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cut my grass

When your friend sleeps with your girlfriend, or when your friend successfully pulls the girl you were trying to pick up.

I went away for the weekend, and when I came back, I found out the bastard had cut my grass.

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Cutting My Grass

To thin out the circle of people you associate yourself with and reveal the "snakes in the grass"

I've been cutting my grass recently since the money came to me

Cutting someones grass

Getting/flirting with someone who your friend has already gotten with or 'shotgunned'.

Girl 1 admires boy 1
Girl 2 gets with boy 1 (cutting someones grass)

Girl 1 to girl 2: How dare you cut my grass!

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