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Cuttlefish is like a squid/octopus hybrid. It spits ink and it's really tasty when you give it teh eatin.
No one expected the cuttlefish to get it come-up-ins, so I ate it.
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a bad kisser. because the cuttlefish (animal) is bad at kissing
that girl is a total cuttlefish
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(Noun) From the band Gwar mythos, the lead singer and alien from the planet Scumdogia Oderus Urungus' sexual reproductive organ. It resembles a human male penis and spurts blood when excited. Looks slightly like a huge slug with huge saggy testicles dangling from the base.
Oderus had his cuttlefish of cthulhu confiscated in South Carolina by the cops.
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A beta male, whose tactic to access females is to appear “harmless”, a “male feminist”. This tactic is an attempt to manipulate females to put down their guard, and “trust” that he’s “different from OTHER men”. Will make strong statements denigrating alpha men as being toxic, hyper masculine, and dangerous. Is really just trying to get a sympathy fuck, or boobie pics.
Be careful of that Human Cuttlefish that’s sidling up beside you and just wants to be “friends”! He’ll roofie your drink the first chance he gets!
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noun; a hand gesture in which the wrists are on top of each other and touching the mouth, and the the fingers are facing outawrd and wiggled; used by ocean science nerds during silences. the phrase "awkward cuttlefish" may or may not be spoken during this time, similar to "awkward turtle"
~elevator silence~
Person 1 to Person 2: ~awkward cuttlefish~
Person 2: You're retarded
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A person, typically lacking principles and/or integrity who demonstrates duplicitous behaviour in order to climb the corporate ladder, contradicting their true thoughts/beliefs in the process.
Similar to the male cuttlefish that has been observed swimming between a female and a rival male displaying different messages to both of them. On his left half, the one the female could see, he flashed zebra-stripe courtship colours to advertise his interest. But on his right half, facing the rival male, he flashed the mottled colours of a female. As far as the competitor was concerned, he was swimming next to two females, oblivious to the act of cross-dressing/seduction going on right next to him. The cheater, meanwhile, prospers.
Look at that group of corporate cuttlefish brown-nosing management's latest harebrained initiative.