D on The C

Exact meaning:Deuce on the clock.

Precisely, taking a shit while being paid at work.
Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.
Clock means clocked in at work.
Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb

While at work today I took a d on the c.
Took a d on the c in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.
Taking a d on the c in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.
Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major d on the c.

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D-C

short for Divide & Conquer, one of the favorite method of cruel, heartless, jaded people.

friend 1 : can't you see what they are doing? they are trying to D-C us!
friend 2 : wow, you're so right! let's stick together and fight!

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D. I. C. (Diversity Industrial Complex)

Inclusive Intersectional Capitalism DIC

The University and College Union (UK) stated "The UCU has a long history of enabling members to self-identify, whether that is being black, disabled, LGBT or women.", and joined D. I. C. (Diversity Industrial Complex)

Feign d/c

When a person fakes his/her own disconnection from an MMO (massively multiplayer online game). It was coined after the WOW (World of Warcraft) Hunter class ability "Feign Death." In which the character fakes his/her own death to avoid being attacked.

"Half the group disconnected! Oh, they probably feign d/c."

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A U D A C I T Y

The thing people have have when they talk to me after insulting me for fking breathing

They had the ' a u d a c i t y' to talk to me like a normal human :0

d i c k b a b e

A sexy pre-op Trans Woman.

Dave: Damnn! Dude! Check out that d i c k b a b e!!
Kyle: What?!?!?!

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D I C K S Q U A D

What happens when little dicks grow big and strong? They come together and foster an environment where one day other dicks may do the same. We are an army throbbing to the beat of a different drum. Our only mission is to fill you up inside with the warm joy of friendship and in this ecstatic release we hope you rediscover the same passion we feel. With eyes on the future and a firm grip on the present D I C K S Q U A D stays both relative and innovative.

Friend 1: Hey did you hear about the argument with John and Victor?
Fellow member: Too bad their not in D I C K S Q U A D

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