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A daffodil is a man with a vagina. Being a daffodil is similar to being a pansy, but the case of the daffodil is much more severe. Daffodils should be avoided at all costs, and they should aspire to conform to the methods of A.M.M. (but sadly, most of them will never succeed)
- Hey, are you hanging out with Alex this weekend?
- No. He hasn't asked me to do anything. He's such a fucking daffodil.
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used when describing one's ass
kiss my shiny metal daffodil ass
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Written at Town-end, Grasmere. The Daffodils grew and still grow on the margin of Ullswater and probably may be seen to this day as beautiful in the month of March, nodding their golden heads beside the dancing and foaming waves.
Daffodils:
I wander lonely as a cloud,
through fair England's gardens green,
her chaste and comely presence,
plucks a fine melody,
upon the tuneful strings of my swollen heart.
And yet.....
I cannot resist the machinations of my soul,
I feel it stirring in my throat,
those foul and pestilent words,
which cage my very being;
the FUCKING BASTARD CUNT WANKS,
COME ON YOU TWAT FACED ARSE CUNT,
I'LL KICK THE LIVING FUCK FROM YOUR SHITTY BOLLOCKS - CUNT, WANK, FUCK, SHIT, FUCK, SHIT, FUCK.
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a person (male or female... mostly male) who can not properly satisfy a woman via the great art of fingering. If you are called this you probably poke the vagina harshly rather than gently massaging it as it should be.
"Shame on you daffodil puncher!" SHAME
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1.When a girl doesn't shave her va jj for many weeks
2. Letting a forest grow on the ladies lower region.
After playing tetter tot with Juan's rental, Dee decided to give everybody in the parking lot a show by exposing her va jj. She didn't realize it was a Tarantula on a Daffodil day.....and was later embarassed.
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A oversized faggot whose completely ignorant and sucks sick for a living
That snitch carter is a Daffodil shark.
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push forget-me-nots, join the majority, to pass away.
To inherit this lovely property, Jane had sent her devoted Pappy push daffodils.
You either accept my terms, or I'll have you push daffodils.
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