dam

it's a Percy Jackson (titan's curse) you wouldn't understand mortal. (also sorry to demigods reading this I understand that ur not a mortal)

Zoe: Let us find the dam snack bar
Thalia: *snigger* the dam snackbar?

Zoe: yes, what is funny
Grover: nothing, I just want some dam french fries
Thalia: and I want a dam t-shirt
Percy: LOL NOOB

I WANT SOME DAM NACHOS

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DAM

drunks against mothers

I am an official member of the group DAM

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Dam

What did the fish say when it ran in to a concrete wall?
-Dam

I'm pretty sure that dam joke gave me erectile dysfunction.

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Dam

The same as damn only spelled dam in chat rooms and games so it doesn't regester as swearing.

Dam, that kid really sucked yesturday.

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DAM

Stands for Don't Ask Me.

Nerd: How do you factor 3x^7-2(3x-1)^2+...
Me: DAM

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Dam

a sheet of latex which is placed over a womans vagina mingeduring oral sex to stop STDs from spreading.

youd better but that dam over me before you put your toung near it

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dam

a sheet of latex or plastic used as a barrier between the vagina (or anus) and the mouth during oral sex. Usually used for safer oral sex or more pleasure.

My girlfriend said the dam I used during oral sex tickled her.

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