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An incredibly stupid mistake. Something truly moronic that anyone else could see was a really bad idea but hey, you did it and now everyone's laughing at you.
Oh my God! He really has gone and done a Darth - he dropped the chainsaw and chopped off his own bollocks.
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To be sucked off; Felated
"damn, my helm could use a good darthing."
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A phrase used to doescibe unruly terrible hairstyles ,A pube like texture to hair
My god that knob's had a Darth ,He must have been pissed
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Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death...but not himself.
"Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death...but not himself."
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Did you ever hear the tragdey of darth plaguise the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself.
Did you ever hear the tragdey of Darth Plagueis the wise?
Dark Lord of the Sith during the Old Republic. He started out as a Jedi who came off victorious in the Mandalorian Wars at Malachor V. The planet, filled with death and Dark Side power was more than enough to make him give into his anger. He started to study at the Trayas Academy where he adopted the title of Darth Revan, he and his apprentice Malak then started the next battle, the infamous Jedi Civil War.
Canderous: The only non-Mandalorian I have respect for is Darth Revan. He was the only one man enough to take us on, and win.
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Anakin Skywalker's alter ego. Kills his wife, cuts off his son's hand, injects his daughter with galactic heroin, and throws his boss into a reactor trench.
Also killed countless random henchmen.
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