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Verb: To make the final table of a poker tournament by nothing but luck
"How did you do in the $50 rebuy last night?"
"It was amazing, I Darvin Mooned it. Ended up 3rd for $9k."
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"I can't believe Steve is playing the main event, he doesn't even play poker."
"I know but anything could happen, maybe he'll Darvin Moon it..."
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Evolves from Darwin's theory of evolution and occurs, not okurs, mostly in 2k1...everytime the player by the name of "Darvin Ham" shoots a jumper, it is an airball and turns into an offensive rebound, sometimes leading to an easy bucket for the Detroit Pistons
Easy bucket; Wow, the Darvin Theory holds true once again
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A play on the original acronym HAM, but to a more extreme effect..
1) To go HAM (hard as a motherfuc*er) so nasty, you are reminiscent of Darvin Ham's monster dunks.
2) Slam 'dunking' anything. Implication of goin-in hard.
*shout out to JM
1 - Bill on his bender last week slammed 3 cute girls, 5 fat girls, woke up in a barn twice, got a unicorn tramp stamp tattoo to win a bet, and at one point was found completely duct taped to a wall. The kid was goin Darvin Ham all week!
2 - "How'd things go with that girl last night? Did you go-in?
"Let's put it this way.. we were goin Darvin Ham all over the place. Broke her coffee table, faucet, bed frame, and apartment elevator! It was out of control
* may also be used with a project proposal at work, awkward serving of divorce papers, etc.
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The most retardedest, stupid, dumbest, fatest, most garbage ass coach to ever grace the beautiful National Basketball Association. He is considered retarded by many. Often times, he is spotted playing "pocket pool" courtside instead of coaching the Los Angeles Lakers. Some people refer to this demon spawn as "darvin hamas." This idiot has done his absolute best to sabotage the end of the greatest person to ever touch an NBA basketball, Lebron James Sr. He started off his Lakers tenure 1-9. In his own NBA career, he averaged 2.7 points per game, now Jeanie Buss calls upon him to coach Lebron. On many occasions, he has overruled Lebron's attempts at challenging plays, most recently on April 27th, 2024, in game 4 against the Denver Nuggets. He is considered to be in an ongoing love affair with Los Angeles Lakers player, Taurean Prince. One of his favorite things to do is run a four guard lineup, which involves playing for players at one time who specialize at PG/SG. He has even done this when down three games to zero in an NBA playoff series.
"What a dumbass decision, he must be pulling a Darvin Ham"