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What you call fuck-me shoes when your grandmother is listening.
So I'm going to the store for a pair of what I called "date night heels", and my grandmother said "You mean fuck-me pumps?" My grandmother is awesome.
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When a person gets a Little Ceasar's Hot and Ready pizza and eats it all by themselves in a single sitting.
"I was feeling bad for myself so I stayed home and had a Detroit date night, now please go get me some toilet paper."
Love is willingness to disappear,
fuse with another
to become something new, hopefully better
Love divests egotism of relevance
date night pro: dissolve in you, fuse witchu, emerge as brand new.
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