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1.(noun)The phrase "A bag of day old dicks" is used to describe someone who has been a bag of dicks for so long that they are outdated, or tend to smell. The phrase can also be used to desribe a topic that has been used and abused for so long that no one wants to hear it any longer.
2. The phrase can also be used to describe something that smells because it is rotten or just disqusting.
That group of gutter punks on the corner just smelled like a bag of day old dicks when we walked by.
Yesterday we talked about bags of dicks for 12 hours straight until the bag of dicks grew to be a bag of day old dicks.
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October 21. is a national suck a dick day!
"hey guys you can just let her suck your dick!"
"why?"
"Its october 21. which means its Suck a dick day!"
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Good Dick Day, or GDD is the uncontrollable size of your dick when you wake up, or when you finish working out, swimming etc. On a good day you have a nice shaft, with an enlarged head, on a bad day you have a shriveled up sleeve of excess skin surrounding a little moles head.
Mmmm I'm not going streaking like this, I'm not having a Good Dick Day.
I think I'll change in the shower cubicle, today isn't a Good Dick Day.
Skinny dipping? Hell yeah, I can feel I'm having a good Dick Day!
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december 8th 9th and 10th{ is national suck dick day ,suck the fuck outta yo boyfriends dick !!
boyfriend do you know what day it is?
girlfriend no, what is it?
boyfriend well, get on yo knees babygirl and suck this dick because it’s national suck dick day
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October 17-19 are national grab dick days. Any girl can grab your dick and you can’t say anything about it
Grab Dick Days is where anyone can touch your dick without permission
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The 26nd of every month is National dick day. This is a day where girls can do anything they want with a guys dick e.g grabbing dicks, sucking dicks, giving hand jobs and other things
Hey it's national dick day. Hiw are you going to celebrate it.
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When you wake up and your dick is looking smaller than usual.
Luke was upset when he looked in the mirror only to find out that it was going to be a bad dick day
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