DayZ Cheating

When you run with a group of people on DayZ for a fat minute, then switch up to play with someone new for a few days while appearing offline, only to have your friends join the party on alt accounts to find you and said person together.

Squad: I can't believe you, I thought you were rollin with us?

Victim: I am, I'm just---
Squad: I don't wanna hear it. I can't believe you're DayZ Cheating on us.

Hella Dayz

1. Long period of time.
2. Used in NOR CAL (bay area) to describe a passage of time without using any numbers.

I've been post for Hella Dayz.

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Later Dayz

Another way of say 'bye.'

Person 1: I gotta go...
Person 2: O ok, Later Dayz!

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DayZ StandAlone

A game that will stay in alpha forever.

Mike: After 45 years this fuckin game is still in alpha! I have played Arma fuckin 17 DayZ mod and that already has more stuff in it!!

DayZ StandAlone Devs: Ok guys update 0.657 is out! Beta should be out next summer!!

Mike: "Gets bleach and proceeds to drink it"

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oh my dayz

same as oh my god, oh my word, oh my lord, usually said in shock and said loudly

oh my dayz dis is tick tock!

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Dayzee

Uncontrollable laughter. It makes you hit your head with objects and makes you roll on the ground and cry.

1.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OH MY EFFING GOD IM HAVING A DAYZEE!

2.
Larry - "Look at Daisy she's rolling around crying"
Marty - "Yeah she must be having another Dayzee"

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dayzee

a absolute awesome cunt who loves a doobie

dayzees always got a fat doobie in her mouth