dead eye shart

When an aging,overweight,bald man shits the bed while sleeping naked with his significant other

I need to clean the sheets before Lisa gets home. I had another dead eye shart last night.

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dead eye dicky

To hit the mark right on

Dead eye Dicky!
Scream out the top of your voice when something is spot on.

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Dead Pig's Eye

When you moon someone and pull your cheeks apart. The bung hole becomes the Dead Pig's Eye.

They pissed me off so I gave them a dead pig's eye.

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dead behind the eyes

A person whom through hardship, continual failure, and struggle, losses a part of themselves in the process.

Growing up and constantly moving from place to place every year or semi annually. Bryan Callen had to leave friends and family pets behind.

Bryan Callen had to develop a very thick skin, which is akin to his now developed character and trademark phrase of being. DEAD BEHIND THE EYES

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