DEAD DEAD AS A CACAROACH

This is how Daniel Ocampo explains his emotions towards a certain subject. It could be anything honestly, it could be about the weather, best friends, something bad, or anything of that sort the man will say it.

"have you heard of Daniel" you got me dead dead as a cacaroach"

dead, dead as a cockroach

what you say when someone thinks you will do something stupid or dumb.

person: *makes a stupid remark*
me: bruh- caught me dead, dead as a cockroach if you think i’m going to do that 💀

dead....dead as a cacaroach

dead..dead as a cacaroach is a phrase used my this boy named Daniel. usually used at the end of a sentence OR A FACTTT.

are y’all really best friends if you and your best friend don’t act weird around each other like it’s nothing HMHM okeyy silly goose me and my best friend be like “mmm hey GRRARW” and act like it’s totally normal I think we’re just unstabled got me dead....dead as a cacaroach

I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead

Usually used by white girls who "just can't take it anymore Becky"

Susan-(fails a math test) "uh no"
Still Susan- " I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead
Susan once again- (high-pitched girl screams)
Starbucks around America die in horrible painfully slow deaths.

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oh he dead dead

A term to define when a person is dead beyond return, often amplified by the cause of death. Generally used in video games or movies.

*Jake and Jaime observe a man riding a motorbike at high speeds in Grand Theft Auto*

*The man crashes into a populated intersection causing a series of explosions*

Jake: "Bruh is he dead?"

Jaime: "Oh he dead dead"

IM DEAD,DEAD AS A COCKROACH

COCKROACH GANG OOoooOOooooOoo
MhM

Y/N: COCKROACH GANG OOoooOOooooOoo
MhM

DANIEL: IM DEAD,DEAD AS A COCKROACH

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He dead bro he dead

When he died in a funny way

Guy-*dies by getting hit by a flying fist*

Me "he dead bro he dead

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