Dead tree's revenge

The experience one has, when they have a paper cut in between two of their fingers or toes.

"OUCH gosh, that paper cut hurts! Have you ever had one between your fingers?"
"Oh yes, that's called the dead tree's revenge."

dead christmas tree

When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively

Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄