Deadpan

A pan teenagers put at the popular hook up spots at camp to collect semen in case a male accidentally ejaculates while hooking up and doesn't want to get it all over the place.

Wow, John, thank God we have a deadpan behind the music room. Otherwise I would've ejaculated all over Jenny last night.

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Deadpan Don

A loveable positive person by nature, who is a rhythmical motivational dancer, however is usually misinterpreted as an awkward mechanical mover.

Although Deadpan Don presents with a blank empty stare and mouth half agape, she appears most mornings in frumpy slogan garb, with the aim to turn a frown upside down and get the people going. Crowd always goes wild. Loves coffee.

That Deadpan Don always cracks me up in the morning

Deadpan Don is the greatest