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Diarrhea Deathmatch

Two teams of three to ten people equipped with their choice of super soaker water guns (may only be super soaker brand name water guns), filled with everyones own diarrhea (add water if needed). The objective of the game is to wreak havoc upon the other enemy team with the diarrhea in the super soaker water gun (may refill if needed). Three refills per teammate.

Man, am I soaked from that diarrhea deathmatch.

by ddt kings August 3, 2011

27๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ghetto Deathmatch

An alternate name given to the game Paper-Rock-Scissors. Two outta three, bitches. With this name, if you win, it's instant street cred.

Ron: I challenge you to a GHETTO DEATHMATCH!
Dwight: Ok!
<Round One>
Ron: Scissors!
Dwight: Scissors!
<Round Two>
Ron: Paper!
Dwight: Rock!
<Round Three>
Ron: Paper!
Dwight: Rock!
Ron: I win!
Zach: If this was the ghetto, you'd be dead, Dwight.

by ILC Digi August 3, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


ghetto deathmatch

another name for rock paper scissors, except if you play in the ghetto and you lose, you die.

I lost a ghetto deathmatch. If this was the ghetto, id be dead

by Dwight August 17, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Craft Corner Deathmatch

The best show style network ever had, but what did they do? cancelled after one (maybe not even a whole) season. It was a brilliant combination of original crafting with a badass set and hilarious host, Jason Jones (my pants!) Regular crafters fashioned lingerie out of whitey tighties, wedding cakes out of little debbie snacks, and designer jeans out of Jones' pants. Amber, the show's assistant, who brought out the piles of crafting options, is creepy, unemotional, and wonderfully inspiring, with a really great taste in eyeshadow. Whomever prevailed in the crafting duels at the end of the day faced off with the Craft Lady of Steel, a RISD graduate (who nearly always beat the regular old crafties.) All this and a prestigious panel of judges including knitting geniuses and fashion website owners made this show spectacular, a true winner.

It's a shame style network dropped Craft Corner Deathmatch, easily their best show ever, but they can keep that wretched Niecy Nash on the air.

by angry viewer July 18, 2008

41๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


senior citizen deathmatch

a home for retired martial arts masters and users of the force, also an underground sport.

I dont wanna go to the senior citizen deathmatch!

by godberry9 March 6, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Team Deathmatch Express

Made available during the first play-list update of Call of Duty: Modern Warefare 2, Team Deathmatch Express is exactly the same as the original; the only difference of the two is the extreme time reduction made during the wait between rounds, hence the word "Express".

Hey dude, wanna play a few rounds of Team Deathmatch on Live?

Yeah, sure. But let's do express. Heard Team Deathmatch Express is a lot quicker. Less wait time in the lobby.

by Akane-chan January 13, 2010

20๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


duct tape deathmatch

A high stakes high-risk street race. Racers hands are duct-taped to the wheel limiting the turning radius of the wheel.

Races are usually perfomed on hilly winding roads.

Racing in an automatic is impossible. Drifting in a stick shift is the only way to escape with your life.

"John challenged me to a duct-tape deathmatch. I wasn't worried--I had been practicing drifting in my Integra..."

by Duke December 28, 2005

57๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž