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Decaf is word used to describe a person who is just as stupid as decaf coffee. With no flavor or purpose they are completely useless.
David: dude, why don't you like that chick?
Kevin: because she is a fucking decaf!
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A slang term for a particularly masculine lesbian. Implies that she is without estrogen, or "decaffeinated".
Person: Ew is that a lumberjack?
Other person: No, it's just Jen. She's decaf.
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Check out the decaf.
You're fucked up.
When's her birthday haha
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A mf who DOESN'T drink coffee or any caffeinated beverage
That Decaf Mf only drinks water
A person who is so boring they make you yawn
P1: Josh was such a decaf person I thought I was going to die of boredom
P2: Lol what'd he do
P1: He didn't do anything literally
P2: oof
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Saying used to tell someone to chill out or calm down. Usually used when dealing with overly energetic annoying people.
That guy Sal at the party just wouldn't shut the fuck up and kept talking over everyone, so I told him to "switch to decaf" or leave.
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When, unbeknownst to you, the regular coffee pot at work actually contains decaf coffee causing mid-morning head nods, yawns, headaches, and sluggishness.
I would have finished that assignment this morning, but I couldn't because it turns out that I was decaf poisoned. I fell asleep at my desk!