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The day satan(mallorie) was born with jayma by their side cheering them on,, best day EVER
Watch your back we're coming🥴
December 9th should be celebrated
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December 9th is when u tell Lola u have a crush on her
ah fuck its december 9th i gotta tell Lola i like her now
literally the worst day ever. nothing special about it, just your average no-good no-fun day. unless it’s your birthday. woo-hoo. this was made by a rising Aquarius
kid: “hey yo, joe, what day is it”
joe: your moms day”
kid: “oh yeah today’s her birthday, december 9th. thanks joe!”
random guy: “joe MAMA”
joe: “SHUR THE FFUCK UP”
8đź‘Ť 19đź‘Ž
If you were born on December 9, you're a legend and we share the same birthday. Only the best people could be born on this day.
Person 1: It's December 9 which is my BDAY!!!
Person 2: Same! We're both legends!
Her: will you go out with me
Him: yes
December 9th
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National Flat Ass Day
This is a day to celebrate all the flat asses out there. Don’t be sad about your flat ass be proud. They are equally appreciated.
Guy 1 “Damn! She got one flat ass.“
Guy 2 “It’s okay, it’s December 9, National Flat Ass Day.”
Guy 1 “You know what? You’re right we gotta respect this day.”
108đź‘Ť 13đź‘Ž
It’s National kiss your girl day. You have to kiss your girlfriend, she can’t kiss you. You can do it anywhere at school, work, home, the park anywhere.
December 9
- Hey so today is national kiss your girl day
-Ohh so you going to kiss your girl?
- Sure am!
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