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A scam created completely by the government to help bottled water companies sell more water
Oh no, I am Dehydration and I'm going to die
My girlfriend and i are very dehydrated
Me and my bitch are so thirsty we are now dehydrated and want a couple bottles of water
Being thirsty to a super extended level
Wanting that D so bad, some girls aint thirsty they are Dehydrated (D-Hydrated)
Wendy was so thirsty, she even asked her girls to help her out sealing the deal
Yeah that bitch aint thirsty anymore she is dehydrated, suffering from some serious D-hydration
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Defense mechanism of the defender deficating, urinating, ejaculating, vomiting, spitting, sneezing, bleeding, and crying to scare off the offense. Takes extreme practice, willpower, and years of training. Warning: can cause death from dehydration.
The man pulled the dehydrator on the person who was trying to mug him.
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When you are fucking a girl doggy style over a toilet, and while fucking her, make her drink out of either the toilet bowl itself or the tank behind the toilet, and she has to lap at it like a dog.
Person 1: I just fucked Karen like a dehydrated dog in my parents bathroom.
Person: Nice, I hope that water was clean.
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“Hey bro! You want a can of dehydrated water?”
“What the fuck is that?”
“Bro! It’s Air!”
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(1.) When a very elderly man ejaculates and only a cloud of sperm comes out.
(2.) Same scenario as #1 but only occurs when a younger male whacks-off while dehydrated causing a sperm misting effect.
I was whacking-off while hiking in the desert and had a dehydration quaff because I hadn't been drinking my urine like Bear Grylls does.