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Interviewer: Dick Cheney, do you wear boxers, or briefs?
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The pussified term a full blown addict uses to describe their habit.
People who admit to having a “dependency” are almost always just trying to tip-toe around using the word “addiction”.
Liar: “Yes, I sometimes smoke cigarettes and drink liquid sugar but I only have a mild dependence.”
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We went to the store the other day and saw some fatties buyin Depends!
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A specialised type of pad used by elderly women in case of bladder leakage.
An example of one of the commercials :
Dolores: Fack Edna, I'm pissing like a racehorse!
Edna: Well grab yourself some Depends, bitch! We gotta go get all up in that at the club!
Dolores: Fo real!
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is not spelled that way. Try, "dependent." c.f. definately
Why is this so hard? The correct spelling of "dependant" is "dependent."
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the people who you can depend on the most.
Bob, Micheal, Alice and Amy are my dependables
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Indian for, I wore my sexiest lingerie and asked you to be my wife.
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