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Destroyer

Often a less attractive friend who remains close in social situations, ready to break up an encounter between her girlfriend and a potential gentleman caller. Most often the Destroyer will barge in if her girlfriend is engaging in conversation with a man, and insist that they need to leave the party/bar.

Like the military definition of the Destroyer, the social scene Destroyer is a smaller, less significant ship that circles the larger boats of the fleet, to protect against air attacks or submarines.

Unlike the wing man, the Destoryer's male counterpart, the Destoryer's main function is not to aid the female necessarily, rather to thwart the male and concurrently assure that she won't be left to her lonesome. Thus while the wing man is selfless, the Destroyer is self serving.

With proper planning, a man can use his wing man to intercept the Destroyer, increasing the likelihood of uninterrupted conversation with the target.

Male 1: Hey, how did things go on Friday? I saw you hitting it off with Karen.

Male 2: Yeah, things were going well, and I think she was into me, but then the Destroyer came and insisted that the both of them had to leave. Wish you could have been there to intercept.

by Jed Cooper March 24, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


DESTROYATION

The proccess of destroying a team. Usually there is a large margin between the two teams.

One team is being blown to the Schissenhousen.

They took it up and went bang. Wagons Hoooooo. My goodness gracious me, this is no a DESTROYATION. The score is 11 11 77 Lord Neilson.

by Habibapotamus May 21, 2004

11๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Destroyment

The aftermath and feeling of enjoyment after you destroy something!

Now that's destroyment!

by SICAnCHRIS July 1, 2016

12๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Destroyment

1. What comes out of your brain when your incapable of saying the word destruction.

2. Lindsey + The God AFF = Destroyment.

"We're running the God AFF"

"Hey, You cant! That ends in destroyment."

by Rossconator January 12, 2010

30๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


destroyer

This is when the male takes his entire hand in the shape of a claw and roughly inserts it into the female's vagina. Its 50 times more painful than a guy trying to finger a girl when he hasn't trimmed his fingernails in a month.

"Mike was so fucking drunk last night that he attempted the destroyer on me. I kicked him in the face and broke up with his lame ass right on the spot!"

by Aubrey March 17, 2004

20๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


destroyer

A person, generally a scrub, that prevents one from obtaining a goal.

Any small people that bring candy into this camp are not your friends, they are destroyers.

by da-beast December 25, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


the destroyer

1. the shocker doubled
2. Insertion of both index fingers and both middle fingers into the vaginal opening while pushing both pinkies into the anus and massaging the clitoris with both thumbs

Why shocker when you can destroyer?

by Frau Sow May 29, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž