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In mathematical logic, the Law of Detachment says that if the following two statements are true:
(1) If p, then q.
(2) p
Then we can derive a third true statement:
(3) q.
Damn dude! I'm doing lesson 2.3 on the law of detachment in my geometry book!
The inability to feel or recognise any basic human emotions as anyone would.
After suffering that much trauma I was diagnosed as having emotional detachment.
The notoriously common house, found throughout the suburbs of Great Britain. Are houses joined together by a "Party Wall" to save space I presume. The most common ones were built in the 1930s, to a decent enough standard that only now in 2011 they are starting to fall down around your ears, with insurance companies being called out for Constant repairs. They are the dwelling of the English Middle Class, a family on £45,000+ PA, 2 Cars under 10 years old and go abroad twice a year. Are overpriced for their size, costing on average around £180,000 and going upto £600,000. In all honesty an identical home in America would cost half as much, but what can you do. They are fucking everywhere, trust me, try any Suburb, you'll find 100s of them, each of them in groups of 6 and then broken up by a detached version of the same property.
English Road:
Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, DETACHED!!!
Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, DETACHED!!!
And so on.
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A sight threatening eye problem effecting one out of every 10,000 people. This serious condition can be treated with surgery or by leaving your basement and getting off of Tumblr.
My retinal detachment doesnt keep me from finding all the creppyiest memes and hotdog leg pics.
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To look removed from society whenever standing near iconic art pieces or tourist/iconic locations. To stare off the frame when taking pictures and look uninterested in life.
Stranger: Wow such a cool mural huh.
Caleb: Whatever.
Stranger: Can I bum a cigarette?
Caleb: (No response) (continues smoking and looking off into the distance)
Stranger: Wow. so detached cool.
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During sex, your arm suddenly falls off onto your partners chest. Like with Leprocy.
I was going hard when suddenly to my partner's displeasure, I succumbed to Brachial Detachment.
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a penis that can be removed and then re-attached.
One day Ben lost his penis while he was high, he didn't know where it went to. It usually hangs to the left, but that day it decided to hang to the right. Well, Ben wasn't smart enough to figure that out. He went upstairs and finally found his penis, and he was happy again. Ben thought he lost it, because he thought he had a detachable penis.
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