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A hilarious euphemism for any kind of nut shot imaginable...with a Star Wars twist!
I totally dropped a spermal detonator on my girl's tits and immediately went back to ruling at The Force Unleashed!
When you take any alcoholic carbonated beverage and shake it to build pressure, smash it off your forehead and continue to drink it shotgun style
Me: Bro did you see what Fisher did last night? We was so drunk he did 3 domepiece detonations
An emotional detonator is a word or multiple words, image or multiple images, video, idea, or perception that causes an explosive and often irrational, emotionally based reaction that renders logic and sound judgment abilities immediately inert.
The media is notorious for using inflammatory headlines, doctored videos, selective and biased reporting as emotional detonators to illicit emotional responses from the ill-informed public.
(n.) the medical name for exploding testicles. It is divided into two types, Acute Regional Gonadotrophic Hernioma (ARGH) the less serious of the two, and the always life-threatening Osteoulcerative Colonic Hernioma (OuCH).The first variety is the most common form of the disease. It is characterized by swelling of one or more testicles and acute pain in the groin region. This is accompanied by insomnia, lethargy, and in some cases, severe flatulence. Although not immediately life threatening, if left untreated the gonads will continue to swell until the patient is forced to continuously squat, eventually, the gonads burst without warning, emitting an audible pop. In the second form of the disease, detonation occurs spontaneously and without warning, which can be far more psychologically traumatic for the patient than it is physically. Even still, the force generated by the rapid pressure release can cause significant injury to the vital organs, resulting in an immediate coma and death. It is estimated that more people are killed each year from Detonating Gonaditus than are killed on the roads.
Both forms of detonating gonaditis are believed to have both genetic and environmental components. If a patient has the disease, then their risk of developing the disease in later life is believed to be close to 100%. Similarly, the risk factor is increased by smoking, drinking, and sex.
I can't believe what happened to Buddy. His balls just exploded! The paramedics said it was another sad case of detonating gonaditis.
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The eventual side effect of ridiculously over-prescribed medications.
My doctor prescribed me FuckYouNoll and warned me of the side effect I'll lose my cock to Detonation Of The Dick.
(Medical condition)
Often found in fast talkers. When a fast talker doesn't finish a sentence, they will physically explode.
Ben Shapiro talks fast to avoid Grammatical-Detonation.
A unique phenomena among would be suicide bombers where their explosives detonate prematurely.
Palestinians sometimes refer to this as a "work accident".
Due to Ahmed's premature detonation he was sent to the virgins early.
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