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deuch

The wrong way to pronouce the word dutch or dutcher (deucher).

Hey deuch what the fuck is going on dude.

Hey deuch bag where have you been.

Hey deuch you want another beer?

Is deucher here?

by steve dutcher October 11, 2007

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Deuche

A strange, random, and useless word that no one knows the exact definition of and use it because they thing they are smart cookies

Some other guy was flipping a deuche.

by Jen C March 16, 2003

21๐Ÿ‘ 103๐Ÿ‘Ž


shrodingers deuche

A person who makes a racist,sexist or other wise rude comments and then decides wether they were joking or not based on the replies they get

Person 1: "Black people look like monkeys"
Person 2: "Hey that was so racist dude!"
Person 1: "I was just joking"
Person 2:" Great another shrodingers deuche

"Mr.X is such a shrodingers deuche."
Random kik user:"Send some nudes sweetie"
Girl: "aeew no perv!"
Random kik user:" I was just kidding!"
Girl:"Great another Shrodingers deuche."

by Aqualite March 6, 2017

69๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


deuche bag

This originally meant, literally, a bag to carry a device that women cleansed their vaginas with. It's now used as an insult, mostly against males, similar to calling them a jerk, bastard, etc. What the insult specifically implies seems to depend on regional vernacular.

"John, you're such a deuche bag for cheating on me."

by doomweasel October 20, 2005

471๐Ÿ‘ 150๐Ÿ‘Ž


deuche nozzle

The nozzle on a deuche kit.

Dude, Chris is such a deushe nozzle.

by D-Noz October 31, 2003

22๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


deuche nozzle

The Deuche Bag isn't as bad as the nozzle that is inserted into the nastiness. Also a great/creative insult.

Scott isn't only a Deuche Bag, he is a frickin' Deuche Nozzle!

by BrewCrewLove April 10, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Deuche Chill

An exclamation calling attention to the misfortune of another who has brought ill will on oneself. Usually pronounced an octave or two higher than one's normal speaking voice and prolonging the "L" sound in "Chill."

Introduced by the character Tobias Funke (David Cross) on an episode of the sitcom Arrested Development.

man: So you wanna come back to my place with me?

woman: Why, did you spend your cab money buying me a 2 dollar beer?

passerby: Deuche Chillllllllll...

by AyeJaye October 9, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž