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When liquid, watery crap comes flying out your ass at high speeds, destroying anything that isn't made of porcelain that gets in its way. Known for causing extreme amounts of pain. Similar to a shotgun, except it hurts the shooter more than the shot. For this reason, I like to call it "Shotgun Shit". Caused by eating too much fast food or anything from a Mexican food stand.
*After eating burrito from food stand*
To Mexican: Donde esta el bano?! Yo tengo diarrhea!
(Where is the bathroom?! I have diarrhea!)
-Yes, diarrhea is the same in both English and Spanish. I checked.
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Extreme pooing. Uncontrolled and without warning. Can also be associated with wetness and loud noises. Can be violent or explosive.
Your face smells like fucking diarrhea
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when you're climbing up a latter and you feel something splatter
when you're riding in a chevey and you feel something heavy
when you're riding on a harley and you feel something gnarly
when you're sitting in the grass and its coming out your ass
when you're riding in a boat and your pants begin to float
when you're scaling up a wall and your pants begin to fall
when you're sitting on the john and the toilet paper's gone
when you're running into first and your pants begin to burst
when you're on second base and your pants are out of place
when you're running into third and you feel a juicy turd
when you're sliding into home and you're pants begin to foam
It's what explodes out of your backside, stains the toilet and burns for weeks. typically the result of food poisoning or spicy stuffs. Can very in colour. Also can be used as an adjective or in phrases
Man that freaking taco bell gave me diarrhea
This project is totally diarrhea up the nose
This soup tastes like diarrhea
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A smelly substance that torpedos out of ones asshole. Reaching speeds of over 90 miles an hour. Diarrhea can come in a variety of colors and is always in a liquid state.
I was doing this girl up the butt and then she had diarrhea all over the place
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Violently explosive flaming burritos and hot sauce and mexicans that shoot out of every orifice in your body at precisely the speed of light. Has been known to start house/forest fires. You do NOT want to have diarrhea.
Heheheheh, hey Lois, diarrhea.
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Man, diarrhea is the worst.
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Tabasco sauce on your anus while you poop
10 slices of pepperoni pizza, 4 pieces of chicken, 2 cups of kool aid and I was expecting a huge weight gain. All I got was diarrhea!
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The aftermath of eating White Castle.
I got diarrhea from eating White Castle.
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