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paper cut dick

When you make fun of Meg, she slowly glides the sharp ridge of printer paper on your dickhole and presses down.

When Ryan is mean, his dick will bleed because she paper cut his dick. He cries because he now has paper cut dick.

by Mg12398 March 25, 2016

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national cut dicks off day

when guys need to shut up about mondays being national rape day ...cut off their dicks day every friday!

โ€œHey dude itโ€™s national cut dicks off dayโ€ (cutely cuts dick off)

by Thantophopia April 12, 2021

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