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someone who loves chewing a mans cock
Tommy:I hate sam!
Chris: IK! he's such a dick muncher
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Someone that talks shit about someone else
Someone that brags about someone else you don't like
Eddie- "why do you always have to stunt in front of everyone?"
Tom- "mannnn you a dick muncher, stop worrying about me"
or
Alice- "omg she is so pretty, why can't you be like her for once"
Becky- "Why you dick munching? nobody want to be like shorty duwop "
This sexual act requires an uncircumsized penis. While you and your parter are having intercourse, have one person, bite the foreskin off of the uncircumsized penis, and eat it.
John: Dude, last night when I was having sex with my mom, she gave me a Delaware dick muncher.
Kevin: Does that mean that you used to be uncircumsized!?
John: Yeah, but my mom just ate it.
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A person who craves attention and will do whatever it takes to get it.
GET AWAY FROM YOU FIDDLE PLAYING DICK MUNCHER!
A person who craves attention and will do whatever it takes to get it.
GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FIDDLE PLAYING DICK MUNCHER!
Some corny motherfucker who likes tetrapods.
"Hey, did you hear that Mark likes tetrapods? He's a tetrapod dick muncher."
"For real"
the person who won’t let this through or nazis
hey Micheal stop being such a dick muncher