Toilet Paper Dick

One who gets more ass than a toilet seat

Lil Wayne got that toilet paper dick
Make them hoes sick



"Legalize it!" ^_^

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sand paper dick

When you have sex on the beach with a girl and you get so much sand on your dick it starts to feel like sand paper.

girl: ouch!
guy: sorry I got sand on my dick
girl: your dick feels like sand paper
guy: well next time I'll bring a blanket so I don't get sand paper dick.

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