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To slap a sleeping man/woman in the face with your erect penis while they sleep
I give a dick-slap for a blow job
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dick-slap means to smack another guy across his face with your limp cock.
Matt woke me up this morning by dick-slapping my face so I'd be the early bird to get the worm!
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Slapping of the testicular region.
Aka what Matt does every night.
Rebecca -Hey Matt what did you do over the weekend?
Matt- Not much besides you. And I had a nice dick slap or two.
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The female version of being pussy-whipped; when a female is "whipped" or controlled by her man
Of course the bitch is dick-slapped; I told her to suck my dick and she even licked the scrotum while she was at it.
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Made by a mentally challenged male post pubescent when they take off all their clothes and someone offers to buy them a Super Hero costume causing retard excitement in which the subject repeatedly jumps up and down smacking their dick on their stomach, balls, and legs. The sound created is a Dick Slap.
I can't believe our math teacher gave us homework over Christmas vacation. He's such a dick slap!
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When you propel your man meat in a circular motion mimicking that of a helicopter or a windmill. When inertia has reached its apex one may exert their cosmic dong clock onto un-expecting objects and/or bystanders. Perfected by Willy Nelson in the late 1980's, this of course inspiring his hit single "whip that sausage right round."
Slappee: Why does my head hurt?
Slapper: Well my good sir, due to the omega Windmill Dick Slap I had bestowed onto your forehead, you had slipped into a coma for 27 years 36 days only to be awoken by yet another Windmill Dick Slap to your forehead. And that my friend is why your head hurts.
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To hit a dick slap (Homerun) in the sport of baseball. A variation of a dinger, long ball, or a crush ball. Dropping dick on a ball. At least a 500 ft. shot.
Announcer: Jackson is up, with 2 on in the bottom of the 9th. He appears to have the bunt sign, but he is waving it off. The pitch... and you can KISS IT GOODBYE!!! That ball went a cool 500ft. !!
Jackson: Dick Slap City Baby!!!
Dugout: Woooo!! He sent that ball to Dick Slap City!!!
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