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When you are overcum with emotion and don't know how to express yourself
Police officer: "You're under arrest for arsony while driving"
Me:"Dick me in the fucking face, Mr officer sir"
*Trump wins election*
Me: DICK ME IN THE FACE
The face one makes (usually female, but not always) while applying mascara. The cheek bones are sucked in, the eye balls are popped out, and the mouth is open wide in the shape of an "o" as if about to suck a dick.
Look at that chic putting on make-up, she so has a dick sucking face!
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when you get really pissed off at someone and put swear words together to make an insult that doesn't make much sense
dickhead: oi! i slept with your mum last night
you: fucking motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face!
dickhead: what?
you: never mind
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When someone is being a ass to you or the people around them.
I cant stand when Tim is Being a Dick Face it just pisses me off No need to be a jerk.
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That stupid open-mouthed look that people have on their face when they're surprised or shocked.
Look at that dumb broad standing in the corner looking dick faced.
The result of a party foul, i.e. passing out with your shoes on. Dick facing is the writing or drawing mainly on somebodies face, but also applies to the rest of their body, with a permanent marker, including but not limitied to, a large penis drawn strategically next to the mouth or pointint towards the ass, writing "I love penis(semen, cum, dick etc...)"
"Dude the new kid passed out in the closet so we all dick faced him...too bad he has a job interview in about an hour:"
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