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Borrowed from the concept of the famous kids toy the Chinese finger trap, the Chinese Dick Trap takes it to the next level. It begins with two men, one circumcised and one not. The uncircumcised man pulls back the foreskin and both men touch tips. From there they stretch the foreskin over the head of the circumcised male. They each begin to tug back and forth trying to get free. After finding a perfect rhythm of tugging the men will naturally get aroused leading to one or both ejaculating. The ejaculate will create a perfect lubricant freeing the men of the Chinese Dick Trap.
Susie was surprised when she walked into her husbands office and found he and his colleague were standing with their dicks firmly attached to one another rocking back and forth. In both a state of shock and awe she asked what was going only to have her husband explain The Chinese Dick Trap. Just as he finished the explanation there was an explosion from the foreskin spraying semen all over Susie and and the entire office. Susie quickly tasted the semen and determined her husband was the one who broke free winning the game.
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When a lover bites your dick during head (sexual act of sucking your penis)
That bitch is a venus dick trap.
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When a male obtains an erection, then carefully pours hot wax down his urethra (pee hole). He must maintain an erection until the wax dries, then he slams his erect, wax penis into the anus of another man so hard, that it shatters the wax, making it impossibly painful to pull the erect penis back out of the anus. Chinese Dick Trap.
So I just watched Indian Jones 4: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and it was worse than getting a Chinese Dick Trap. And global warming is a scare tactic made up by the liberal media.
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Two men cut off a womans neck and begin to fuck it from each side. Eventually there dicks will get stuck. And they will have to push them together to get out.
Dude did you hear they cut out that chicks neck and turned her into a chinese Dick trap just because she wouldn't give them brain.
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The Portuguese Dick Trap occurs when a small Portuguese woman called "Justa" seduces a man and she uses her ancient power to tighten around his dick, taking control of his mind and making him a slave until she takes his dick out.
Dude! Tyrone got taken by the Portuguese Dick Trap!
when you keep attracting the same type of men
Cynthia: ''omg look at that tall handsome guy!''
nicky:''looks like your type, be careful. he might get you dick trapped.''
cynthia:'' as in, ''trapped. in the closet?''
nicky: Never dance naked on tables!