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A horse size penis that you can't really handle but you figure f it I'm drunk and take it anyways.
Holy hell, he had a vacation dick Amy. I didn't think it would fit but I was so drunk it didn't even matter. Now I won't be able to walk right for weeks.
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When you are on your Victorian House Boat and see your Butler from across the Bow and he gives you a look of Rambunctious Lust and you are keen for a Deep Penetration
*When you want that Vacation Dick*
You: "Hey Jeeves, let go of that wheel and attend to my Mast"
Jeeves: "Sure thing, I bring a few seamen to the poop deck *throbs*"
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a penis you only want when really drunk or on vacation. Its very large and leaves your vagina stretched out and butt hurt for the next few days
i went to Florida for spring break and had some vacation dick.
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A penis that is much larger than what you are use to taking up your hatch. So you can only do it so often as opposed to a boyfriend dick.
Girl : He has a vacation dick.
Girl #2: Girl when I get bored of my boyfriend I go to him to split me in half
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A vacation dick is the larger dick that your bitch rides on the side.
Person 1; Did you and your boyfriend hook up last night?
Person 2; Matt and I? Hell no. I went and rode on my vacation dick.
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Extremely large penis that you can only get a couple of times a year.
Summer can't come soon enough, I need some vacation dick.
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A dick that you wouldn't want to necessarily marry, but it's a special treat maybe once every six months as opposed to a boyfriend dick.
Tammy said when we go to Jamaica she is going to find me a vacation dick.