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dick-slap means to smack another guy across his face with your limp cock.
Matt woke me up this morning by dick-slapping my face so I'd be the early bird to get the worm!
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Verb, transitive.
To cause someone to lose face in an intensely humiliating manner. Similar to own but openly public and sadistically malicious.
Wow you sure dick slapped John by telling his mom about his DUI.
Bill dick slapped Pedro by reporting his cheating to the teacher.
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Slapping of the testicular region.
Aka what Matt does every night.
Rebecca -Hey Matt what did you do over the weekend?
Matt- Not much besides you. And I had a nice dick slap or two.
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Made by a mentally challenged male post pubescent when they take off all their clothes and someone offers to buy them a Super Hero costume causing retard excitement in which the subject repeatedly jumps up and down smacking their dick on their stomach, balls, and legs. The sound created is a Dick Slap.
I can't believe our math teacher gave us homework over Christmas vacation. He's such a dick slap!
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When you propel your man meat in a circular motion mimicking that of a helicopter or a windmill. When inertia has reached its apex one may exert their cosmic dong clock onto un-expecting objects and/or bystanders. Perfected by Willy Nelson in the late 1980's, this of course inspiring his hit single "whip that sausage right round."
Slappee: Why does my head hurt?
Slapper: Well my good sir, due to the omega Windmill Dick Slap I had bestowed onto your forehead, you had slipped into a coma for 27 years 36 days only to be awoken by yet another Windmill Dick Slap to your forehead. And that my friend is why your head hurts.
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To hit a dick slap (Homerun) in the sport of baseball. A variation of a dinger, long ball, or a crush ball. Dropping dick on a ball. At least a 500 ft. shot.
Announcer: Jackson is up, with 2 on in the bottom of the 9th. He appears to have the bunt sign, but he is waving it off. The pitch... and you can KISS IT GOODBYE!!! That ball went a cool 500ft. !!
Jackson: Dick Slap City Baby!!!
Dugout: Woooo!! He sent that ball to Dick Slap City!!!
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