Did you do the government homework?

A question asked during an awkward moment

After he saw his date to the Winterball wasn't enjoying the slow dance with him, Zak turned to Paul and asked "So Paul, did you do the government homework?" Paul believing that there really was government homework that he had forgotten about, pushed his date away, and turned to ask Evan if there was government homework. Even, also thinking that there was government homework that he had forgotten, pushed his date away also.

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whyyyy did u do this to meee

Something your BFF will send you on messages after you embarrass them. lel

Amber whyyyy did u do this to meee!

I just felt like doing it.

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what did i do last night?

The question you ask yourself or your friends after a night of heavy drinking. Often, you do not want to hear the response, but need to know if you should apologize to anyone or get checked for STDs.
You usually spend the rest of the day dwelling on the events of the past night and slapping yourself on the head saying "doh!"

yo what did i do last night?
Danced with some drunk chick on stage at the bar and busted your ass

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whad did do day?

A retarded way of saying "what did you say?"

Matt: I have a small cock...I mean...let's be serious, i'm a fucking midget.
Nick: OGM WHAD DID DO DAY?!

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i did the do i needed to do to get the do done

a elongated and confusing way to say that you finished your goal

guy-i did the do i needed to do to get the do done

that guy- excuse me, what?

guy- I'M DONE

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Why did you make me do this

The most iconic line from omni man

Why did you make me do this you're fighting so you can watch everyone around you die! Think, Mark! You'll outlast every fragile, insignificant being on this planet.

Did I do good mister Yeat?

What drake says after recording his adlib in IDGAF

Drake- Did I do good mister Yeat?
Yeat- No