I ain't gone done did a thing

without hesitation, if you get trampled over a scuffle with a toothless hillbilly and approach him with intentions to confront and resolve a current conflict afflicted upon you, his disturbingly low educated response claims that he absolutely has nothing to do with any remarks or previous actions presented to you.

Cop- hello sir, may i ask a few question?
Tweaked-out Hillbilly- look man, I ain't gone done did a thing dude.
Cop- what are you doing way out here in a shack.. in the middle of the woods.. with PH strips and lots and lots and loootttsss of pseudophede?
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- science project for school.
Cop- sir, you're clearly not in school.
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- Its for my son.
Cop- ..but you're the only one here...
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- he's here spiritually
Cop- Goddammit i dont have time for this!

***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.

Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer

Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀

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That One Time When Opposingfork Did A Thing

So one time i tought deeply about That One Time When Opposingfork Did A Thing so i really tought but i forgot about what he did, so i went to the supermarket to buy local syrian produce. Sadly i didint find anything remotely resembling opposingfork heritage so i think fork did a thing but i cant really remember what he did.

Player 1: half life is crazy u gotta try it!
Dako: That One Time When Opposingfork Did A Thing
Player 2: interesting take on an alternate history dakor maybe you can elaborate on opposingfork's agricultural policies during that time

We did a thing

An social media introduction from someone’s mom who’s old for TikTok, utilized in the form a an announcement

So, we did a thing and got matching tattoos!

Ok y’all so we did a thing yesterday …..💍