When you don't eat because you are too busy playing Spartacus: Blood, Sand , and Cock.
Me: I must be on the Blood, Sand, and Cock Diet.
Friend: Man, what happened?
Me: I forgot to eat today, there was a Spartacus marathon and I was too busy playing Blood, Sand, and Cock.
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A cock or "penis" of smaller stature and of less worth.
"Wow, look at that guy's diet cock, how does anyone ever enjoy being with it?"
Heelf seemen
"ayyy im with yalls diet cock- i mean diet cock- i mean diet cock- i mean diet cock"
When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.
“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock)
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “