diet

n. A food consumption pattern lazy people take up in the place of regular exercise in order to lose weight.

Atkins, Jenny Craig, High Carbs, Low Carbs, All Protein, No Protein, No Red Meat, No Starch, No Sugar, etc.

Steve: Hey want to go eat some food?
Janet: No thanks, I'm on a diet.

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diet

the thing your on today, then off of tomorrow

Today:
I am sooo like fat!!! Ima go ona diet for realz for realz. No more coco for me, ya heard!
Tomorrow:
uMMMM...them chips look good as hellz.... fuck it, im already fat, why dont I live a little?? (chomps on chips)

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diet

A word fat people use to starve themselves or eat healthier for a certain time to lose weight, just to gain it all back and more in the long run

"I'm going on a diet to lose be healthier and lose weight."

"Ya right!"

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No Diet

A UK drill song that is constantly overplayed by wannabe roadmen

person 1: do you like no diet
person 2: no

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DIEt

When you diet too hard that instead of losing weight you lose consciousness and eventually die due to lack of nutrients in your body. So when you die they will say the reason of death they just make up random shit because you're not skinny but still the same weight as before you started DIEting.

Doctor: He died because of a heart attack
Reality:Nigga u lying he just DIEted

diet

something people do (usually women), who want superficial bitches to like them, or shallow bastards to date them, so that they can loose weight and be hollywoods idea of 'beautiful'.

girl: do you think my diet is working? i think i still look fat.

me: why the fuck does it matter anyways? your still beautiful, no matter what anorexic hollywood bitches think. or what anyone thinks for that matter.

girl:no, im too fat to be beautiful. maybe i should just stop eating alltogether...

me:you know what? have fun with your miserable life. if your going to let people get to you like that, then i don't fucking care.

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Diet

The word that is used in substitution of gym. Used when lying to yourself or others about weight loss.

Bro 1: I should lose weight for summer maaaan.
Bro 2: Yeah, join the gym with me!
Bro 1: Nah, my schedule is pretty busy. I think I'll just diet.

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