DIF

Desert Island Fuck: Someone you would only have sex with if stranded on a desert island.

I don't find her attractive at all. She's a DIF.

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Difference

The subtle dif between love and lust is that you can make a person feel like having sex, but cannot make that person love you.

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DiFS

DiFS stands for Division of iPod & Family Services. Much like DYFS (Division of Youth & Family Services), DiFS serves to protect all Apple products that are the victims of neglect and abuse by their owners, such as people who bring food and drinks around their computers, people who leave their Apple products unattended in a crowded wi-fi location to grab a coffee at the counter, etc.

Oh my. That guy just left his Macbook and iPhone on the table and went to order coffee. Anyone could snatch those things and run! I'm calling DiFS.

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Dif

To make love to many women, to hide the pain in your heart.

"Wow, George was out in Croatia recently – he's been rene-diffing girls all over the continent!"

"What do you mean, rene-diffing?"

"You know, like Rene Dif, once Aqua broke up and he indulged in all those orgies..."

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diffed

comes from the word "different"

man, you really diffed
man, you have really changed

have you diffed those beefsteaks?
have you turned those beefsteaks?

we diffed a coin
we flipped a coin

this tastes diffed
this tastes different

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dif

Means anything. can be used for anything has no real meaning but DIF.

That pizza last night was dif. I wann dif that girl so hard>

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DIF

Acronym for Dick In the Face. Cousin of BIF - Boobs In the Face. Also related to Dick In a Box.

Christmas... DIF, quanza... DIF... over at your parents house, a DI yo Face.

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