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A male Mormon missionary. They are called Dilberts because they wear white short sleeve button up shirts with ties much like the comic strip character of the same name.
I saw a couple of Dilberts in my neighborhood yesterday afternoon. Fortunately it got dark before they could make it to my street.
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After having anal sex with the usage of a dildo, the dildo is slapped across the face of the person who just got penetrated forming a shit unibrow (like Bert from Sesame Street). Essentially a bert with a dildo. (See bert)
dildo + bert = dilbert
After dildo-butt raping me, Miguel gave me a ferociuos dilbert.
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Derived from "Bert", which uses a standard penis, a Dilbert consists of doing anal with a dildo, taking the dildo out, and smearing the poop between the eyebrows of any witness, making them look like Bert from Bert & Ernie of Sesame Street.
"Jackie gave Chris a wicked Dilbert after they went to Narnia."
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Noun: One who skips important presentations and makes them up in front of a small group of people
Verb: To chicken out in front of a large number of people, be a self-obsessed jerk, etc.
Adjective: Quiet, intraverted, afraid, etc.
Go up; don't pull a dilbert with your speech.
Are you going to make this a dilbert party?
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1.) To throw a brick at an object or person, often in disgust
or hatred
That teacher was being pro-noob all day so i dilbert-ed his car after school.
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Slang term for penis used among computer geeks
k00L_h4k3r: hey babe, I got a giant Dilbert
cutegurl69: what?
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to throw a brick at a person or object, often with hatred and
disgust (or as an act of revenge)
That Kevin dude was annoying me all day so i dilberted his office and car *high 5*
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