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Dild

The quick way to say "Dildo". This is mainly because it's quicker and easier to say while still retaining the full effect of the word dildo.

This can be used for insulting or general use.

"Dild isn't even a real word!"

"Yes it is Greg, don't be such a stupid dild."

by GhostNinja2073 February 24, 2009

57πŸ‘ 224πŸ‘Ž


dilds

A dude whos head is in the shape of a dildo. Usualy this person is uncordinated and runs into walls horizontaly, has very, very white skin and hates negros

Shot dilds you chump, how the fuck did you manage to get that bruse

by Dilds July 22, 2006

5πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Dild

1. To masturbate (literally and figuratively)
2. To waste time doing a pointless activity

1. When Milo's parents left the house he decided to venture to the bathroom and dild for 10 minutes.

2. Why dild a perfect day away watching television?

by trillkrout August 5, 2009

12πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


big dild

A popular term beginning to catch on in the Western United States, used as an substitute interjection for "YEE-haw!" for non-cowboys.

John, waving to David: "BIG DILD!!"
David, reciprocating: "BIG DILD!!"

by jason_tha_bestest August 6, 2009

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


DILD BARON

cheif of all dildo collectors often found sniffing shoes while swquatting on a fat 1! collects dildos like a dyson does dust see also your mum

wow look in your mums draw shes a dild baron

by dave October 11, 2004

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


chomping at the dild

Eager for sexual acts

I’m super horny. β€œchomping at the dild”, as it were...

That girl was β€œchomping at my dild last night.” Wasn’t going to give it to her though.

by Timmy Louis, Twisp WA November 13, 2017


Dild Master

Refered to as the Master of Dild,
A man or women who has become a master in the technique of dildation, he or she may know many uses and special shapes and sizes to pleasure Anyone.

-Yo Caleb
-chyea?
- I was watching this G.O.G porn on Redtube
This one babe was a total fuckin dild master.

by Mike D 6969 October 29, 2008

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž